once upon a time, in a far far away land .. there lived two brothers called Claudience and Despeaker. thier father, very lovingly refered to them as Cla and De. their mother [after finding their father in a rather compromising position with his secretery and immediately divorcing him and squeezing him out of every penny] called them Audience and Speaker. since they now live with their mother [she made sure that the cheating bastard couldnt come within a fifteen foot radius near her precious babies] we shall refer to them as Speaker and Audience.

now one day... Speaker was telling Audience a wildly fabricated story that also was weaved around a lot of common sense and logic. for some weird reason that nobody knows about Audience piped up and disagreed rather loudly.. this led to an all out war between the two brothers, each of them vowing never to speak to the other ever ever again...

after this little nasty incident .. Audience always remained silent while around Speaker.

and thus, we should follow this example [ i mean both of the brothers never spoke to each other after that ,even on thier deathbed. if we dont follow this example we could be bloody going agaisnt the very nature of things!!] and remain silent whenever we are to be the audience infront of a speaker.

thank you

[yes i still have the blasted fever! its making me slightly mad in the head i tell you]

3 comments:

  1. Bandey said...

    *audience with wide eyes and smiles not knowing whether to clap cheer or woot in fear that rules of 'speaker-audience' where audience remains silent...
    ....
    .....
    ...
    ...
    (cough cough) BANG!!!*  

  2. bulhaa said...

    well technically im not speaking in here am i? so the term "speaker" wouldnt apply to me. therefore thou are allowed to speak of whatever thou feels like

    :D  

  3. Bandey said...

    great :D
    blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.... (cough cough)BANG!!!*  


 

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