dear reader,
tonight i sit here before you a changed girl. i can no longer claim to be the innocent that i always have. because tonight i have commited murder...

it all started as i was confiding about my daily troubles to my dear best friend, dhondhooni. a sudden movement caught my eye and i had started in suprise.

it was a HUGE COCKROACH!

i immediately ran to the shelf and grabbed a bottle of "Raid" which proclaimed to kill effectively with a naturally fresh scent of limonene. whatever that might be. thus armed, i hurried to what would later be the scene of crime and opened fire. and started screaming too naturally.

and you know what? the effing thing wouldn't die!!! i kept on spraying and sprayin yelling DIE! DIE ! DIE! and it kept on twitching, lying on its back. i remembered,at that moment, about my islam lessons and how you should kill animals painlessly and such. Dhondhoni urged me to grab a slipper and kill it in one go , and so i grabbed the nearest slipper i could find and SLAMMED it over the creepy creature.

i didnt even dare remove it to check whether it really did die.

and just as i was breathing out a huge sigh of relief, another movement to my left caught my eye. EEEEEK! ANOTHER EFFING COCKROACH!!

it was all to much! i ran out of the room screaming for help. after much pleading my grandma came to the rescue, only to find that it had dissapeared. and so , with all our senses on full alert, my best friend and i settled down once again.

were we to remain there in peace?

nooooooooooooo.......

to cut a long and torturous story short, we discovered a total of THREE cockroaches in my room. my mom [the super hero of this story] killed two cockroaches whilst i had killed one cockroach [ the super villians of the story,the cockroaches i mean not me.]

and now i sit here, armed with the bottle of-cooorrr! no wonder it didnt kill the cockroach! it says on the bottle that its a fly and mosquito killer!
egad!
well anyway. im not letting this bottle out of my sight.

g'nyte.

15 comments:

  1. gwynciar said...

    Oh the horror.
    They should lock homicidal psychopaths like you up.
    ガ━━Σ(゚Д゚|||)━━ン!!  

  2. shweeeeet! said...

    oooooo..bulhaa kurafi fahathun dhuvee..hmm..i thought cats EAT cockroaches..lol.. :p  

  3. Velvette Storme said...

    ack....why did you put that creepy picture in?  

  4. Anonymous said...

    kekekekekeek!!!!!
    NICE..... N U BEING THE BULHAA ONLY KILLED 1......
    DISGRACE TO ALL THE BULHAAAS OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!  

  5. bulhaa said...

    :P :P

    velvette, i thought the picture was rather cute actually.  

  6. Radvixen said...

    *falls off chair laughing* ....

    :P  

  7. shweeeeet! said...

    well..miadhu bulhalaa dhimaa kohfa ofeehun geah ai iru, a huge cockroach was waiting for me infront of my bedroom door! urrrgh! =$  

  8. bulhaa said...

    hahaha! now thats what i call justice :P  

  9. Anonymous said...

    Limonene - C10H16

    It's basically an essential oil with a lemony/minty smell.

    Plus, imagine one of them crawling into your mouth while you were asleep? ~ Mym  

  10. bulhaa said...

    [smacks meem around with a dead fish]  

  11. Anonymous said...

    you're really violent, did you know? Have you ever watched a movie called "Joe's Apartment"? Highly recommended. ~ Mym  

  12. bulhaa said...

    nope..and i dont wanna either! [shudder]  

  13. Anonymous said...

    Har har... typical behavior of girly girls. Just admit it. Oh, btw, there's a roach under your keyboard. - Mym  

  14. bandey said...

    no comment  

  15. Fenfulhangi said...

    i had a cat that ate roaches...  


 

Copyright 2006| Blogger Templates by GeckoandFly modified and converted to Blogger Beta by Blogcrowds.
No part of the content or the blog may be reproduced without prior written permission.