A NEW CURE!

have u been feeling stressed lately?
sad?
hollow?
depressed?

well have no fear folks, for tonight i bring to you the greatest creation since the introduction of the internet..

MAGNESIUM STRIPS!

dont look at me so disbelievingly. its true.

u just have to expose a tiny bit of the strip to an open flame and kzzzzzz! a great white flare appears before you! instant gratification. you forget all about your miseries and headaches. GARUNTEED!
note: side effects of this procedure includes a feeling of total badass-ness, euphoria to the point where people think you're on drugs and temporary blindness. CAUTION should be taken to read the instructions before use.

INSTRUCTIONS :

  • do NOT expose more than 2 cm of strip to flame at a time.

  • do NOT exceed dosage of three flashes per day.

  • do NOT look at the flare directly.

this wonderful healing metal will be available at your closest labarotary.

DISCLAIMER:

  • i will not be held responsible if your house or any of your personal belongings burn down.

  • i will not be held responsible if u get caught while trying to smuggle magnesium strips.

this post is dedicated to one of my oldest friends ,yummz...

10 comments:

  1. Fureeeeeku! said...

    nice cure...!!^_^  

  2. shweeeeet! said...

    will get ready! 24th ge fahunnennu thikan kuran ulheveynee =p
    good discovery ;)  

  3. subcorpus said...

    the healing properties of magnesium ...
    they should include that in the chemical properties of the elements ...
    hehe ...  

  4. DarkAngeL said...

    haahaa bulhaa maybe u cud get a strip for me too since i dont get a chance to go near a lab now hehe!  

  5. Spark of Silence said...

    Someone is stealing from the chem lab :P  

  6. bulhaa said...

    hehe no way darkangel..everyones gotta do their own dirty work :P

    and sparky i didnt steal i BORROWED.. and the teacher knew i was taking them..heck EVERYONE took some.  

  7. ehaonowa said...

    ... the next best thing to (not being the only one) staring at the sun!

    Seriously.

    You know, since youre up late: try staring into magnesium for forty-five minute periods every tiem you get sleepy. It can totally screw your circardian rhythms over.  

  8. Spark of Silence said...

    CHSE is giving out magnesium ribbons for free? *faint*
    What next? :P  

  9. diabolicaldevil said...

    look whos been stealing Mg ribbons from the lab :P
    reminds me of our lab classes, we make geri kiru milk shake....and all the stuff possible kekekek

    how to: mix all the the bottles in the reagents cupboard

    kekekeke  

  10. Inan said...

    Sounds fun!! :D
    I am soo gonna do this !!  


 

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