My Best Friend's A Whore

to be read in a very Dr. Seuss' ish manner

This is a tale unlike no other
Don't tell anyone, specially not your mother!
For this tale i have to tell has tidbits galore
Its about my best friend, my best friend the whore

But what makes it so special
This humorous worms in a can?
Ill tell you now
Its 'coz the whore is a man!

This tale is about
How he stumbled and fumbled
And not one bit, not even one
About the girls that he tumbled
In his quest for true love
He searched far and under
Under what, don't ask
Don't you dare even ponder

This tale is about
the yearnings of a heart
The restless feelings
From which he wished to part

Oh i do wish i do
that i do could tell you more
But i cannot utter a word, not a peep
About this man-whore

For even though it was a whore
That he was meant to be
He remained true and sane
And always true to me

Even though i'm sad to say
That this poem is about to end
The will in his 'pursuit'
Now that will never bend

And this tale is not just about him
Or something out of the blue
If you listen to me well
You'll see its true

This tale is about everyone
Everyone green or blue
Coz you know if you look deep inside
You'll find the whore in you

9 comments:

  1. Ameer said...

    wow... very deep  

  2. S said...
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  3. paperclippenny said...

    woah!! hehehehehe...creative with a capital 'c'  

  4. cl0r said...

    what about kittens?  

  5. .mini said...

    anhaa..
    hmmm..  

  6. Anonymous said...

    "For even though it was a whore
    That he was meant to be
    He remained true and sane
    And always true to me"

    Im sure thats what all HIS other whores said as well when they too stumbled ONTO his 'pursuit' like you did.  

  7. The Whore said...

    hi guys...this is the man-whore speaking...im doing a poem signing session very soon....so yeah....if ure intrested...just leave a yes along with ur mail ID and ill send u a signed copy..

    u dont mind me staying anonymous do u??...well u c...this is a dangerous title to withhold!!  

  8. Anonymous said...

    Ahh this whore person sounds so so sexy....  

  9. the whore said...

    ahh...its my style...u knw..being sexy..  


 

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