Since the beginning of flour, somewhere in the side roads of time, many a woman have rolled up their sleeves and gotten busy.
And the hip movement accompanied with the said 'getting busy' has caught my attention lately. Is there any way to sieve flour without looking like you're actually getting busy in tune to Sean Paul's Get Busy?
[Pardon my getting busy with the term 'getting busy']
Anyhoo, i conducted a little experiment using real people [me] and a valid time period [today], so u see, the results derived from this experiment is indeed , well... valid.
and now, the humble and generous person that i am, i bring forth to present thee the results of my experiment.
[clears throat]
HOW TO STOP YOUR ASS FROM SHAKING WHILE SIEVING FLOUR:
There is no secret. There is no avoiding it. Your ass IS gonna shake.
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you could sit and sieve flour....
but then your boobs would shake...
The best way would be to get someone else to do it for you.
preferably a man with a nice ass
very informative post...
@ bandey, penny : i like the way u think :D
@ bakhabaru: who knew u folks were so lazy, oh wait. i already knew that
@siku: i try *modest smile*
i should say that the results of ur experiment have proven unreliable since there is a high risk of inaccuracy in the material used...
why?
with ur ass its not surprising...cuz urs wud shake even if u tried standing still.... hahahaha!!!!!!
=P
things that you notice
call me strange.. but i dont get why one would want to stop ones ass from shaking? Its all in the grand scheme of nature.. if an ass doesnt shake its not an ass at all..
@ shanu: agreed. but then theres a time and place non?
@ mini : in my defence i was extremely bored and sleep deprived.
@ anon: oh my, haven't you been paying attention?
i should say that your boobs wont shake at all.(reply to bandey's comment)
i actually thot u were goin to give reliable advice to prevent this n for a second my heart stopped from sorrow..
good thing u dont have any solutions
Your scientific discoveries will be of great use for the Empire. Do not be concerned with the detractors statements and their personal insults - such anticitizens will be hunted down and terminated with extreme prejudice.
good job bulhaa! but i think it can be stopped. dun let urself shake. only the hand! slowwwwwly..
oh and uve been tagged ^.^
i just got nothing to say on this one.. guess all had their own say. me? I stay put right here!... by the way.. I am back on ma blog!!!
Possibly your best peice of literature yet:P....HOW bored are you these days anyway?:P......and was it hard seive flour and at the own time to look at your own ass to see if its shaking?:P....quite a skill you have there XD
u can either sit.or.. hey, how many joints in ur hand? any? use em. and repeat the experiment again. and see if there is any change. coz i have a feeling that may stop it. anyway, like siku said; very informative post.never thought about this before (not like this atleast).keep em comin.
Id say, varah baaru jangiya aka bra wud help :P
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